seaside 01 05
I’ve been in the shower for a little while. You’ve checked your phone, checked yourself out in the mirror, and are now just plain confused about what I could be up to in there. “Do you trust me?” I had asked. Well, yes, but is this what I meant?
Suddenly impatient, you jump to your feet. I’d better have a good reason for keeping you waiting. You knock on the bathroom door but there’s no answer. Maybe the shower is too loud? Maybe I’ve slipped and cracked my skull, but super quietly? You don’t smell blood so the prospect doesn’t really scare you, but what the hell am I doing?
Fuck it. You twist the handle and push open the door.
Inside, you find me, naked, completely neutral expression on my face. “Took you longer than I thought,” I say.
I boop your nose with a rolled-up newspaper.
After the shock passes you actually growl and lunge for me. I wrestle with you, laughingly avoiding your mostly-playful fangs, cuddling the hell out of you as I direct us into the shower.
If you resisted opening this decoy I’m going to look like a dick :3